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Nov. 23rd, 2008

meeee

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i am so excited for this coming week... i might be getting a nessie soon (named frank) and then over thanksgiving, board and i will be moving into our new house. so then we'll be doing a little decorating here and there, christening the house...


basically i am locking the doors and we are going to fuck in every single room.

ngh, best week ever, y/y? i love him so much it's like, sickening. life is amazing.
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Nov. 21st, 2008

younger

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oh bale. thank god you quit your job. so this doesnt happen any more.

Agent Orphan: i want a fucking nessie
Agent Orphan: buy me one
boardbale: ugh fine
Agent Orphan: we'll keep it in the bathtub for awhile
Agent Orphan: and then a pool
boardbale: then i'll have to buy an ocean
boardbale: then where's all the money going? nowhere. it's gone
Agent Orphan: i probably could
boardbale: because of your nessie
boardbale: oh that's true
Agent Orphan: people would pay to see it and ride it
Agent Orphan: although i wouldnt want them to... it's my nessie
boardbale: so territorial
boardbale: i like it
Agent Orphan: well..
Agent Orphan: :3
Agent Orphan: maybe we could breed them. have a little nessie farm
boardbale: hm...
Agent Orphan: like
boardbale: i guess?
Agent Orphan: i'll have one. you could get one. then they'd fall in love and have a thousand little nessie babies and we could sell them
Agent Orphan: for like a billion dollars apiece
boardbale: ...sometimes i wonder where you come up with these ideas
boardbale: what goes on in your head?
boardbale: is this what you did while i was at work?
Agent Orphan: ...what?
boardbale: in between fapping, you just thought about nessie farms?
Agent Orphan: well no, not only nessie farms
boardbale: hm.
Agent Orphan: you see
Agent Orphan: that step in between the bathtub and buying the ocean required a pool in the backyard
Agent Orphan: which we dont have, seeing as how we live in your glorious apartment
Agent Orphan: so i was also thinking about how we should maybe buy a house together somewhere

Nov. 15th, 2008

meeee

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nnnngh
best day of my life so far? yes, please.

i really can't believe this is happening to me? but... i don't even want to imagine things differently. heh.
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Nov. 2nd, 2008

meeee

...

happy anniversary.

Oct. 26th, 2008

18cbale

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Agent Orphan: you needs a nap bb
boardbale: i had a latte...
boardbale: naps are for dicks
Agent Orphan: i love naps
Agent Orphan: and
Agent Orphan: you ARE a dick
boardbale: well you're a cocksucker so....
Agent Orphan: so go to sleep and i'll suck your cock when you wake up
Agent Orphan: basically
boardbale: ah sweet
boardbale: could i wake up to you sucking my cock?
Agent Orphan: yes
boardbale: fuck yeaaaaah
Agent Orphan: how long do you want me to let you sleep
Agent Orphan: its like i'm an alarm clock :3 but better
boardbale: hahaha aww <3 a cock sucking alarm clock
boardbale: best invention ever
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Oct. 24th, 2008

18cbale

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.........Heathus sure does work in some mysterious ways.

Oct. 19th, 2008

meeee

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so.
hidden agendas... not so good.

but things are slowly working themselves out. i've realized that not having control over a situation is sometimes okay, --maybe not everything will always end in disaster.

i think i might be coming down with a cold :\ today i just want to hug and smother thomas <333.

and thank you board for being so remarkable, and i hope everyone else will get to know it too. glad we're still friends.

Oct. 16th, 2008

18cbale

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i want everything.

Oct. 1st, 2008

so orphan

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Sep. 8th, 2008

meeee

Woooo!

So because of Bruce being all like, some paranoid loony or whatever now, I GOT TO RIDE A HELICOPTER TO SCHOOL! He refused to open any of the heavily barricaded doors/windows of Wayne Manor so we just left from the roof.

It was already official, but my fame as the best person ever is firmly cemented in the minds of my peers now. Awesome.

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