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oh bale. thank god you quit your job. so this doesnt happen any more.

Agent Orphan: i want a fucking nessie
Agent Orphan: buy me one
boardbale: ugh fine
Agent Orphan: we'll keep it in the bathtub for awhile
Agent Orphan: and then a pool
boardbale: then i'll have to buy an ocean
boardbale: then where's all the money going? nowhere. it's gone
Agent Orphan: i probably could
boardbale: because of your nessie
boardbale: oh that's true
Agent Orphan: people would pay to see it and ride it
Agent Orphan: although i wouldnt want them to... it's my nessie
boardbale: so territorial
boardbale: i like it
Agent Orphan: well..
Agent Orphan: :3
Agent Orphan: maybe we could breed them. have a little nessie farm
boardbale: hm...
Agent Orphan: like
boardbale: i guess?
Agent Orphan: i'll have one. you could get one. then they'd fall in love and have a thousand little nessie babies and we could sell them
Agent Orphan: for like a billion dollars apiece
boardbale: ...sometimes i wonder where you come up with these ideas
boardbale: what goes on in your head?
boardbale: is this what you did while i was at work?
Agent Orphan: ...what?
boardbale: in between fapping, you just thought about nessie farms?
Agent Orphan: well no, not only nessie farms
boardbale: hm.
Agent Orphan: you see
Agent Orphan: that step in between the bathtub and buying the ocean required a pool in the backyard
Agent Orphan: which we dont have, seeing as how we live in your glorious apartment
Agent Orphan: so i was also thinking about how we should maybe buy a house together somewhere

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