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30 January 1990
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If you see me walking down the street, the first thing you may notice about me is that my parents are dead. This makes me very, very sad.

But someday... someday I am going to grow up to be the most badass motherfucker in the world. And the richest!
alfred's suppah, angsting, anti-bullying campaigns, avocados, boylove code of ethics, boys maybe idk, burying emotions, cherry flavored things, dicking on jesus, essential oil massages, extra jelly, fucking christian bale, giving-lolita-a-run-for-her-goddamn-money, growing peach fuzz, hiding playgirls from alfred, jailbait glints, little orphan annie, martial arts, my inheritance, my own shota stardom, my pedosexual, nambla, not feelings, oliver twist, paranoid schizophrenics, pedoglints, pilgrims, plank, playground love, pocahontas, polyamory, puberty, sexual tension, sexy roleplaying, slutting around, stoicism, sugar daddies, thomas schiff topping me